Charming Post-Apocalyptic Fixer-Upper Listing ID: 1940APOC
Location: Remote, scenic overlook with unobstructed sunset views, accessible via gravel road.
Price: Inquire for details.
Property Type: Single-family home
Year Built: Circa 1940s, with authentic apocalyptic enhancements.
Lot Size: 2.5 acres of overgrown splendour.
Square Footage: 2,800 sq ft of adventurous potential.
Bedrooms/Bathrooms: 4 beds / 2 baths (functionality of fixtures subject to personal discovery).
Special Features:
- Authentic early 20th-century architecture with dramatic damage enhancements.
- Completely off-grid living experience—no electricity, no water, total independence!
- Unique indoor/outdoor airflow system courtesy of numerous picturesque broken windows.
- Original 1930s rusted vehicle feature in driveway—great for garden ambiance or creative restoration projects.
- Perfectly dark interiors offering a blank canvas for all flashlight enthusiasts.
- Natural wildlife habitat, with local fauna contributing to both the ecosystem and home’s aesthetic.
- Historical charm evident in the lingering, subtle presence of the last tenant’s ghostly shadow—adds a quaint, eerie charm!
Description: Seize the opportunity to own a piece of history frozen in time! This exclusive listing offers the adventurous soul a chance to revive a once-loved family home. Nestled in a tranquil, remote location, this property promises complete privacy and an unmatched atmosphere of serene desolation. Ideal for those who relish a restoration challenge or seek the thrill of ghostly legends. Whether you’re a history buff, a horror enthusiast, or a solitude seeker, this property will not disappoint. Experience the beauty of decay and the charm of ruins—perfect for a daring DIYer or an artist in search of inspiration. Own your slice of the apocalyptic dream today!
About Your Realtor
Meet Frankie “The Fixer” Malone
Discover a realtor unlike any other in Frankie “The Fixer” Malone.
Known for his distinctive late-1930s style, Frankie doesn’t just sell homes; he sells stories. With his sharp pinstripe suit and iconic fedora, he embodies a blend of authority and intrigue. His hands, adorned with hefty gold rings and a gleaming Rolex watch, suggest a history of prosperous, albeit colourful, dealings. Always present, his cigar complements his tough, no-nonsense demeanour.
Frankie stands with confidence and his expertise isn’t just in real estate; it’s in finding the potential in the seemingly unsellable, making him the perfect guide for those looking to invest in a home with a story. Whether it’s the mysterious allure of an apocalyptic fixer-upper or the charm of a forgotten estate, Frankie offers more than just a transaction—he promises an adventure.
Join Frankie at Last Standing Realty, where every property has a past and every transaction tells a tale.
Contact: Last Standing Realty, Frankie.Malone@laststandingrealty